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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 18:42
Then came..
No go.
They put up a sign reading
Did you ever accidentally have sex with your brother/sister in India?
Unacceptable again!
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
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Next, they tried...
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
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Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Has any man licked his wife's vagina while another man had sex with her?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Can humans drink battery water?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Still no good
Even Captain James T. Kirk was trapped in a woman's body. Don't you think he'd support trans people?
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance